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Gunvault MVB500 Microvault Biometric Pistol Gun Safe $145.49 GunVault Microvault Portable Biometric Pistol Safe, Waterproof w/ Fingerprint MVB500… |
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Stack-On PS-514 Personal Safe with Electronic Lock $75.80 … |
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Barska Top Opening Biometric Fingerprint Safe $204.12 Rest assured knowing your valuables are stored securely in Barska’s Biometric Top-Opening Safe. The biometric fingerprint security system can store up to 30 unique fingerprints and will only open when a stored print is placed upon the biometric lock. When the biometric lock mechanism is activated by a stored fingerprint, the hydraulic door system opens the safe’s door for easy access to stored ite… |
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Davis Air Dryer 1000 $61.04 Air-Dryr™ Mildew FighterSay Goodbye to Mold, Mildew and Moisture1458 Air-Dryr 1000. Handles up to 1000 cubic feet of living space. Draws only 1.1 amps,130 watts. Circular unit measures 13.5″ in diameter (34 cm) and 4.25″ high (11 cm). EU model handles up to 28 cubic meters of living space.Air-Dryrª is an inexpensive and effective way to fight moisture problems, cold drafts, and corrosion. De… |
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Gunvault BB3000 6-Foot Gun Safe Security Cable $5.69 The GunVault Security Cable lets you secure your safe in virtually any location. Simply place one end of the security cable in the slot at the side of the safe when the unit is open and loop the cable around any secure item (bed frame desk leg pipe etc)GUNVAULT SECURITY CABLE FEATURESSix-foot-long cable is made of high-strength steelWorks with GunVault Mini Multi Mini Deluxe Multi Deluxe and Bio 1… |
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Desk Mate Felt Lined Drawer in Black Metal $34.36 Works only with model 2597Drawer tray slides into desk mate to allow easier access to contentsDrawer is felt lined to protect contentsMade from metal8.5 in. L x 7.25 in. W x 1.75 in. H (3 lbs.)… |
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Quick Draw Gun Magnet $17.10 Quick Draw Gun Magnet Keep your handgun handy! Now you can easily hide your gun under a desk, shelf, on a door or wall. These are powerful magnets that can be mounted onto any surface that can support 10 pounds or more. Can be used under or sides or the back of desks, drawers or doors. Can be used with handguns, rifles and shotguns for: Home |
Do you have the Funniest joke? 10 points if you do!?
I’ll start it off!
A man in a balaclava walks into a sperm bank with a gun. He walks up to the woman on the desk, points the gun at her and says “Open that safe”.
The woman replies, shakily “you do realise this is a sperm bank, not a real bank? We have no money here, sir”.
The man in the balaclava says “Just open the safe”. The woman opens it and inside are bottles of sperm donations.
The man says “Now take down one of those bottles and drink it”.
The woman does as he asks, she gets a bottle and drinks it.
The man takes off his balaclava, and the woman notices that it is her husband.
Her husband says “Now that wasn’t so hard was it?”
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”
The first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”
“That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,” said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
“It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here.”
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
“Picture this,” says the third man, “I’m hiding naked inside a refrigerator…”
Hope you liked it!!
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