Gun Safes G Door
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SentrySafe G0135 Black Safe 5 Long Gun Maximum Capacity Safe, 3.5 Cubic Feet, Black $155.00 Sentry Safe 5 – Gun Safe. Plenty of room for your hunting rifles! With years of experience on their side, Sentry Safe is interested in one thing: Keeping you and your family out of harm’s way when your guns aren’t in use! Place your guns in this secure spot… features an 8-lever security key with double-bit key to keep firearms on lockdown. The solid steel door with concealed hinges will turn awa… |
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SentrySafe G1459E 14-Gun Electronic Lock Safe, Black Powder Coat $429.97 It can store and protect 14 long guns along with other associated material. Electronic Lock. Meets California Department of Justice Standards for firearm safety. Burglary Rated. Steel safe with powder coat finish comes in Black. External Dimension 59H x 21W x 17.8D It uses three 3 live locking and three 3 dead bolts for security…. |
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9G Products INPRINT Biometric Fingerprint Handgun & Pistol Safe $265.00 The INPRINT warrants the security of all your valuable items, including important documents, jewelry, medication, money, firearms, personal effects and more. The simple interface allows for quick and easy set up and operation. The INPRINT can also mount directly to any flat surface including closets, floors, cabinets and vehicles. Approved by CA department of justice…. |
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Gun Safe (5 Gun Capacity) G0135-2 Finish: Black Matte/Silver Hardware Available in Black Finish Only Features: -Eight lever security key lock with double-bit key.-Five long-gun maximum storage capacity.-Solid steel, pry-resistant door.-Two steel live-locking bolts.-Concealed hinges.-Carpeted Interior.-Fixed Shelf.-Available in black matte/silver hardware.-Capacity (metric): 98.6 cu. lit. (98583 cu. cm.). Specifications: -… |
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Quick Draw Gun Magnet $17.10 Quick Draw Gun Magnet Keep your handgun handy! Now you can easily hide your gun under a desk, shelf, on a door or wall. These are powerful magnets that can be mounted onto any surface that can support 10 pounds or more. Can be used under or sides or the back of desks, drawers or doors. Can be used with handguns, rifles and shotguns for: Home |
A joke the WOMEN are sure to love, hmmm?
SPERM BANK ROBBERY
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. “Open the f*****g safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter. “But we’re not a real bank” replies the girl. “This is a sperm bank, we don’t hold money”. “Don’t argue just open the safe or I’ll blow your f*****g head off!” She obliges and opens the safe door.
“Take one of the bottles and drink it!”
“But it’s full of sperm” the girl replies nervously.
“Don’t argue, just drink it” he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
“Take out another one and drink it too!” he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl’s amazement it’s her husband…….
“Not that f*****g difficult is it?” he says
lol
Gun Safes G Door